Bookstore Whores

I was at the bookstore today, browsing the art section. I am starting to study drawing a little bit, and may even sign up for an art class if I decide I don't completely suck. Anyway, sitting at a table about 5 feet from me, at a small round table, were two young girls- around 16. They were bleach blonde, tan, with short skirts. For the sake of this blog, lets name them Kimberly and Tiffany.

Kimberly: "Like OMG!!!!! No way! OMG No way!"
Tiffany: "Fur Sure! Hey, go grab another book"
Me: *Thinking* "Wow, these bitches can read?"
Kim: *Stands up, walks over and stands in front of the Fashion section* "OMG! Look...I like totally found a Playboy teeheehe"
Tif: *Looking at the cover* "Damn she's hot. I hope I look like that someday.....maybe even make it into Playboy!"
Kim: "I know right?!?!"
Me: *Shakes head, walks away thinking* "Oh boy, the future of America. You whores really make it difficult for me not to stereotype you."

Hopefully they will someday achieve their big dreams of becoming future Playboy models. The prestige of appearing naked in a magazine, knowing millions will be wanking off to you- what else could a girl want?

Side Note: I did purchase a sketch book, and a book on drawing mythical creatures :)

You Smell

This morning I applied my LaVanilla perfume, as I do most mornings. As you might have guessed, it smells like vanilla.

I was sitting outside the door of my class at 9am, waiting to be let in, while a girl sitting next to me said "Do you smell that smell? Like pure vanilla? *crinkles nose and tilts head*"

Me: "Yes, I think that's me."

Her: "Oh *Silence* "

Me: "Why? Does it smell bad?"

Her: "No.....it's just a weird smell."

Me: "Vanilla is a weird smell?"

Her: "Yeah. I mean, are you wearing like pure vanilla extract or something?"

Me: "No, I just like natural, non-alcohol smelling smells."

Her: "*Oh. I'm just used to smelling regular perfumes. Juicy Coutor perfume smells good!"

Me: "ummm....oh."

As far as I know, EVERYONE likes the smell of vanilla. It's natural, peaceful, light, feminine. Whereas Juicy Coutor probably smells like an expensive prostitute mixed with alcohol and baby powder. Meh, guess I'm the weird one.