Life = Fuck Me

Life is full of endless suffering.

I will spare you the details of my day. Let's just say it wasn't a pleasant one. Sometimes I wonder, what is the point of it all (life)? I always come back to the same conclusion- there is no point. We are all slowly dying, and when we do, no one will remember us in the long term. Everyone should just kill themselves. Or drink a lot. Or become vampires that live forever and drink blood and have hot sex.

Sometimes I wish I was a smoker. I have an oral fixation which makes me want to eat a lot....probably explains why I'm such a fat fuck. Anyway, when I see people smoke- I think "that must feel good." To have something to hold in your hand and keep you occupied and constantly have something at your lips. But then I remember how bad smokers smell, how yellow their teeth are, and how most of them are just trying to look mature and cool like the little douches that they are. It kind of ruins it for me. Plus the whole lung cancer thing. But who cares right? We should all just kill ourselves anyway remember?

Meh, I'll just stick to Prozac, Xanax and alcohol for my occasional chemical stimuli.

Happy Thursday

Pop = Retarded

Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got. Can't read my poker face.
Dear pop stars, stop coming up with stupid catchy lyrics. You are tricking me into thinking your music is good, only because it won't stop playing in my head. And I mean you Lady Gaga. That goes for you too Black Eyed Peas. Enough with your BOOM BOOM POW. You are generic and mechanical. You sound like a fucking robot. boooooooooo

If you want real music, listen to Mad Manoush. I discovered them while in Prague at a music festival. They are a mixture of rock/gypsy. Get their music on Itunes. Below is a short video from the music festival when they where playing.

www.madmanoush.com/

Bruno

I went to see the movie Bruno with Alex tonight. I've never seen so much dick in 88 minutes. It also confirmed what I already knew; people from the south are ridiculously homophobic, and missing a lot of teeth. Did you know there is actually such a thing as a pastor who's job it is to de-gay you? How is it 2009 and people this ignorant still exist? Apparently all you need to get rid of gayness is to go hunting and stop listening to the Village People. What a genius.

Here is a comic posted by a fellow KATG listener, noarmsjames

Because I'm Mexican

When I was 4 years old, I had a very large collection of stuffed animals. They were my babies. All had names and personalities. I talked to them, sat them down for pretend tea time, watched tv with them. Funny how even back then, I preferred non living beings to real human interaction. Seeing how maternal I obviously was, my mother asked me "Kayce, why do you want so many babies?" My response was "....uummmm....because I'm a Mexican," in my cute little 4 year old voice.

Thanks to dear old dad, I had had my fill of racial stereotypes by age four.

Lessons in Driving

Here is my list of universal rules that apply to driving.

1. If you drive a raised or lowered truck, you are a douche bag. No getting around it. Bonus points if you have "rims."

2. Having a large vehicle does not entitle you to cut me off and merge into my lane without a turn signal. Again- you are all douche bags.

3. Having a large vehicle does not entitle you to taking up more than 1 parking spot. If you do this, expect to get keyed. I know this may be hard to believe, but there are other people in this world that might just need that space- you selfish fuck.

4. People who drive SUVs, who don't have large families or a lot of things to carry- you are also a selfish fuck. Rules 2 and 3 usually apply to you, + the fact that you are damaging the environment more than necessary. You don't need a huge SUV to hold your starbucks latte and Louis Vuitton purse- you just want attention.

5. If you want to drive slow, go in the right lane. If you want fast, go in the left lane. If you are in a lane and not going the appropiate speed, you are a dumb cunt.

6. I you see an expensive convertable, expect to see a 50+ year old man behind the wheel. Or his twit 20 year old girlfriend. Or his spoiled 20 year old daughter. Mid life crisis.

7. Pedestrians may have the right of way, but if you are dilly dallying, not paying attention, and just walking straight in front of my car for more than a few seconds, I will run your ass over.

8. When I see a McCain/Palin sticker on your car, I automatically lose respect for you. They lost, get over it.

9. Motorcyclists- you may be the worst. More than half of you don't wear helmets, and when I crash into you due to your weaving in and out of traffic, your brain splattered on the road like a pumpkin on Halloween will be pegged as my fault. Stay out of my damn lane- just because you are smaller than a regular car, doesn't mean you have the right to drive though any little crevice in the road and make me nervous. Most of you tards roam in packs, two side by side in one lane. Is there not enough road for you? Go fuck yourself. By the way, leather chaps, long beards and fat whores with their ass cracks hanging out behind you is not attractive.

Why Not

I've had blogs before. I usually get lazy after a couple of weeks and stop writing. That might happen with this blog. But I figure, why not? I have thoughts- and as pathetic as it is, I don't really have many friends, so most of my thoughts stay brewing in my head. That, or they are too inappropriate to say out loud. Most of my blog postings will probably involve critisizing today's society. Or lists, I like to make lists.

So hello :) My name is Bella Jane. That isn't my real name (yet), I just like that name. I'm 22 and I live in Arizona (unfortunately). That is all for now.